Timing Comedy
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Inconvenient timing – Ideal – BBC comedy
Thinking about a groundhog as a pet? Please read this article before trapping or charming one into your home. They are demanding animals and quite honestly belong in the wild. Is there any upside? Absolutely. Similar to a dog, my groundhog will lovingly greet me when I come home, but then he hastily scurries back into the crawl space and starts digging. If I had to do it over again, I would have chosen goldfish.
1. Hibernation. My groundhog hibernates in my basement all winter long. This may sound like a good thing, but when he wakes up in the spring, it’s a different story. Each year, right around March Madness, this little whistle pig comes climbing up from the basement. Not only is he very hungry, but he’s also looking for a new mate. Having to deal with a hungry groundhog in heat in an urban environment is rough to say the least.
2. Digging. These animals absolutely LOVE to dig. I usually have to replace the carpeting in my townhouse twice a year. Last July he dug right through the dry wall and wedged himself in between the walls. I had to call a contractor to help me remove him AND he bit me during the process. I had to get yet another tetanus shot.
3. Veterinarian Care. Not many vets will even agree to see a “pet” groundhog, let alone have experience in dealing with one. I only brought my little guy to the vet once and it was not a pleasant experience. The vet told me I shouldn’t try to domesticate a wild animal and she threatened to call animal control.
4. Not good with kids. When I first got my groundhog, I tried to get him comfortable around children. I assume he perceived the children as threats, which is why he started snarling so viciously. Thankfully no one was hurt. For safety measures, I always put him on a leash when we go out and I usually tie a piece of string around his snout so he doesn’t snap at anyone.
5. Special dietary needs. The pet stores don’t carry groundhog food, so I just feed him table scraps which may be why he weighs about 45 pounds and is very lethargic. His favorite snack is Bugles and I sometimes let him eat taffy and pretend he is trying to talk.
(No groundhogs were injured during the writing of this article)
Guy Bellefonte is an author with too much time on his hands. Feel free to visit http://mypetgroundhog.blogspot.com to read more about my latest shenanigans.
Reading on Vocation: Comedians
How do you become a comedian? Unless you’re the class clown you probably don’t go to university to study it
How is it that 0bama who’s so busy with all his many TV shows, finds time to make a comedy commercial for a TV?
Show, but cannot find time to make a decision about sending more troops that his hand-picked general says is necessary to win in Afghanistan?
Because the TV shows help him keep his rock star status. He’s the first janitor to make it big like this, he’s addicted o the publicity.
The war is a job for a president, and unfortunately this country elected the janitor instead.
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