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how cool is this? From way back in May when i was at the South Bend Funnybone. This guy and this woman were both in the audience (not together) and all three of us have peace tattoos...How bout that? Below is me with David Kaye (far right) and the owners (Ed and Leslie) of The Comedy Club in the Outer Banks (Kill Devil Hills, NC) this past week. Great time with them :)

 

I love this picture!! And i love this couple. This is my oldest friend (since 1st grade) Carey and her new husband, Drew. Their wedding was on the beach in North Carolina. I cried through their whole ceremony. It was so beautiful. And they're so in love. AwwwWWWW!!!!

Our favorite bartenders in Jamaica, and me learning their secret recipe for "bird shit" a very tasty cocktail , believe it or not

Diz and a very sneaky parrot. Seemed sweet till you got close, and it tried to bite you. Below is me and Diz on the pier. We got all the good pictures on his camera, which is not digital so that's all for the jamaica pictures, unfortnuately.

me and my daughter, Marci/ Little Cat / LC,Popsicle (many names this one has) Patty from "Animal Keepers" took this picture, and they're using it for the flyer for the benefit show we're doing September 20.

This is me and two of my soul sisters- Paula and Angie. I have a fish mouth here. Very attractive. But you gotta love the top.

Me and Babe-Diz.

Here is me playin and singin for the beautiful homeless people in Toledo at the weekly Saturday morning get together "1 Matters"


Me & Kevin Pollak at Crackers. Below this is me with my buddy Ruth-Anne, who runs this club here in Indianapolis.



There they are! The cutest couple ever. Rowan and Greg, who i raved about on the journal page. Only took two days of knowing them for me to LOVE THEM!!


Here's Greg, comedian Joe Zimmerman, me and comedian Tim Northern.


woops how'd she slide in here?? She wasn't in Asheville...


here's me with the talented and fun bass player (Bryan) in the GREEN ROOM!


Here is Laurel, me, and Rowan at the afterparty. Real nice eyeballs on me there...??


Lansing, MI (Connxtions Comedy Club) He just took his shirt off and said "You wanna sign my boob?" HA HA YESsss!!!!~!~!!!


NEW YEARS EVE IN OMAHA. Auggie Smith in the middle and the unbelievably delightful COLLEEN QUINN there on the right. She made my birthday very special. (This picture was actually taken Dec 30, which was my b-day.) Thank you CQ!!!! Below is me on New Years eve in the condo in my new underarmour hat. This keeps all the heat in the head...nice. I can bikeride all winter now! And look so attractive HA ha ha...


Ian Bagg and me after Sunday's show in Boise.

 

My dad an I went to San Fransisco.... Fun! Thank You, Jackson!!! :)


Me with Dom Irrera @Columbus Bone October 20th...then below is me with Dave Stroupe same night.

I love this man. He is not only one of the FUNNIEST comedians Everrrrrrrrrr....but he is a good friend to me- I LOVE YOU EDDIE GOSSLING

 


This is where i get to live while i work at the Tampa Improv this week. My apartment is one of the ones in this picture, facing this huge beautiful pool! There is even an outdoor hottub!! Now before you go thinking that i live like this on the road all the time, i will remind you that when i worked at the Knoxville Comedy Zone, i stayed in an Econolodge where when i spilled a little bit of my water, the carpet immediately came to life with a stench that would offend a sewer rat. So needless to say, i am very grateful for my accomodations here.


Last week (October 4-7)at the Cincinnati Funny Bone, I worked with Aries Spears from Mad TV. He drew a very fun crowd! I love the Cinci Bone.


This was at the Hartford CT Funnybone (first week of October) On the left is Al Majragol (sp? headliner) the bouncer, then the host, Steve, and me of course... making sure no one is slipping anything in my beer at the bar...always keep your eyeball on your drink!

He should have won (LCS). This is me with Ralph Harris and his girlfriend, Cynthia, on New Years Eve this year at the Columbus Funnybone.


This is me and Jeff Schneider (owner of Pittsburgh Funnybone). This was two weeks ago when i was trying to tape for Letterman. below is me with Joe Eberle and Tommy Kupiek (Pgh comics)


I never knew how much i could love a little animal....she brightens my days beyond belief.....


HOW hilarious is this???? Here in Huntington WV, there was a weiner dog race- a hillbilly hot dog festival~ aw yeah! So everyone dressed their little dogs up. This one walked around w/ shoes on! HA HA HA! They didn't have Not Dogs at the stands though. Boo hiss.


Me & Stewie at the festival Saturday afternoon. Is HE hilarious?


HOW FUN was THIS??? Knoxville, Tn Comedy Zone- great, fun show Thursday night- THIS guy *Pappa J*who is the brother of AJ Jammall- one of the best comedians ever... Yesss!


This new friend of mine (Brett Eastburn) is so amazing. He's a comic from South Bend, IN. He was born with no arms or legs, and he can kick anyone's ass at pool, he can drive, dance, throw darts, and holy F- is he funny! I'm so glad i met him.


This picture was taken at like 8 a.m. (rare for me to be up that early) in DesMoines, Iowa at the radio station KGGO. This is Round Guy, who is part of the morning show and a comedian too. I lovvvvvvve him! I think he's so funny and so nice.


JRs Last Laugh Erie Pa- Costaki Ecomonoplus..(he dates Caroline Rhea...) On the right is the opener- Dan Mahoney...he's super energetic and very pretty, almost metro-sexual.


I love the Villa East in Lancaster! I had a blast w/ Eric Roth (feature on the left) Jon Mumma on the right-way too funny to be hosting still- and the owner Dave Renalli. I had so much fun this week...


Well I don't have any kids, but i imagine if i did- that would be mine front left. My friend Andrea forwarded me this- i have no idea where it came from, but i laugh my ass off every time i look at it.

This is a breast cancer benefit show i got to take part in that the LOVELY Rachel McDowell (black outfit in the middle) put together at the Pgh Improv. My mom is a 5 year breast cancer survivor.


Lesbians are so much fun! These women up top were at the show in Jacksonville Florida, and i got in their truck and went to a drag show afterwards! Jacksonville's drag queens are amazing!!!! Holy shit!

 

 

My favorite famous woman~ I love you, Ani Difrano!

Ani and new baby, Petah

 


Jason Russell is HILARIOUS! This is us in Madison WI (what a great room) I got to work with him January 10-13



This was taken Nov. 19, my last night working with Bengt Washburn, who is so talented AND so nice! I am here at the Boise, Idaho Funnybone AGAIN this next week. Yay!!!!!!!!!!


HEY!! It's me and David Alen Grier! Thank you, Jason Dixon for sending these. Taken at Va Beach Funnybone-one of my favorite rooms.


This is where i got to hang out yesterday (November 9) in Mt. Pleasant Michigan. I think Michigan is so pretty! Below is a picture i took of myself (how queer) but how happy i was at that very moment! I wanted to capture it. When i look at this picture, i will remember how free i felt that morning. Because there are so many other days i feel anxiety ridden and sad. So i cherish moments like this one.


This is me with Gary Menke (comedian and booker) and Glen Wolfe on the right. Taken at Tom Foolery's after our Saturday night show at the KC improv.


This is my beautiful mom Lainie, and her beautiful cat, who i found in South Bend IN. This pic was taken on my deck Wed. Sept. 6.


August 12 at the Cinci Funnybone: Emo Phillips and me in the green room before 2nd show.

Below are pics from my wonderful, fun week in South Bend Indiana at the Mishawaka Funnybone! I love it there.


This is Janet George, the sweet GM, and me of course. I wear that shirt alot. I just realized it's in WAY too many of these pictures.


This is who i worked with that very very fun week in S.Bend: Mike Merrifield up front. Behind him is me, Jake Baker & our friend from the audience whose name i do not have.


This is me with the local comics I love- John Osbourne, Jack Hull (a GREAT friend of mine) and their buddy Chad.

Someone sent me this--my first stalker shot....! They spotted me at a yard sale and snapped a picture!

Here I am singing "Me and Bobby McGee" over at Rum Runners after the show at the South Bend Funnybone

Below is a blurry picture of me and Tom Simmons. He's hilarious. It's so awesome working with someone you respect. GREAT writer. Wow.


My home club- Pittsburgh Funnybone had a blast headlining there June 8-11. Thank You, Jeff Schneider! And everyone that supported me that week !


This was so nice for me to get to work with Ralph Harris...I have enjoyed his comedy for a LONG time. We are at Crackers in Indianapolis here, and i am just loving my week with him. What an awesome guy!!

Ralph, me and the mc at Crackers- Dennis. Thank You, Becky for that shirt I'm wearing.

Below is my dad ! The night time rocker on WDVE- Jack Maloy~!

 

 

Here is me with Jim Gaffigan (who i worked with in Tampa.) I KNOW that everyone loves him, but he was really not too cool to me. I have heard from other comics that he is weird. I don't really care; i just thought it was funny that he wouldn't shake my hand. I should have licked him. He would have hated that.


This is me (about 10 years ago) with one of my favorite rockers, NEIL YOUNG.


look! we make the same face....soul mates...I love You, Dave Matthews.

My dvd (Thank You John Parham! Awesome videographer!!!) it's for sale! $15.00.( 67 minutes long) Email me and I will mail it to you and you will mail me $. Diz bought me that Dave Matthews top on ebay- my ta tas don't usually look that big. .. i really wish that i hadn't ordered 1,000 dvd s that look like i'm totaly showcasing my rack.....oh well.

This is my web guy CHRIS STEWART!!! I love you, Chris. No fear, Beth. Not like that.